A tour guide is often an unassuming and integral part of any tourist attraction who, until now, has rarely been afforded a second thought. Within this unique and insightful guide, I very much wish to change that perception and provide a behind the scenes and humorous bird’s eye view of the daily trials and tribulations encountered to provide you with such an enjoyable day out. The enclosed ordeals and personal experiences of working as a tour guide will hopefully allow you on your next visit to acknowledge your host with either an informed and sympathetic nod or appreciative smile.